"Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom."

Anatole France (1844-1924)

"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be."
Voltaire (1694-1778)

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
Mae West (1893-1980)

"Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference."

Aristotle (384-322 BCE)

"Man's naked form belongs to no particular moment in history; it is eternal, and can be looked upon with joy by the people of all ages."

Auguste Rodin (1840-1917)

"Man is the measure of all things."
Protagoras (481-411 BCE)

"From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first."

Bertolt Brecht (1898-1956)

"There are many wonderful things, and nothing is more wonderful than man."
Sophocles (496-406 B.C.E.)

"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way."
Aristotle (384-322 BCE)

"Too much of a good thing can be simply wonderful."
Mae West (1893-1980)

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Mae West (1893-1980)

"Glory to Man in the highest! For Man is the master of things."
Algernon Charles Swinburne (1837-1909)

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation."
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"If we don't change, we don't grow.  If we don't grow, we aren't really living."

Anatole France (1844-1924)

"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported."

Mae West (1893-1980)

"Whatever you are, be a good one."

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

"He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star."
William Blake (1757-1827)