"A man who don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him."

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others."

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

"for whatever we lose (like a you or a me)/it's always ourselves we find in the sea"

E.E. Cummings (1894 - 1962)

"A man's face is his autobiography."

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

"If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something.  A lot of people don't even shoot."

Confucius (551 BCE - 479 BCE)

"The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be."

Socrates ( c. 469 BCE - 399 BCE)

"Give me the splendid silent sun, with all his beams full-dazzling."

Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892)

"It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere."

Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

"You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles."

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

"Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory."

William Barclay (1907 - 1978)

"The sign brings customers."

Jean de La Fontaine (1621 - 1695)

"The final mystery is oneself."

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

"I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders."

Jewish Proverb

"There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails."

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and saw the guy was reading a magazine."

Jack Handy (1949 - Present)