"In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures."

Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931)

"My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back."

Francis Picabia (1879-1953)

"If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.  With confidence, you have won even before you have started."

Marcus Tillius Cicero (106-43 BCE)

"I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs."

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

"The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it."

Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

"You can't push against a rope."

Proverb

"Desire is half of life; indifference is half of death."

Hahlil Gibran (1883-1931)

"Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds."

Johanne Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

"If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants."

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"You want to make him interested in you?  Then pretend to be embarrassed in his presence."

Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt; nine out of ten have the inclination."

William Hazlitt (1778-1830)

"To keep the body in good health is a duty...otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."

Buddha (563-483 BCE)

"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf."

Jon Kabat-Zinn (1944 - present)