Tuesday, September 29, 2009

"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and saw the guy was reading a magazine."
Jack Handy (1949 - Present)

Sunday, September 27, 2009

"Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim."
Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)

Saturday, September 26, 2009

"The path is smooth that leadeth on to danger."
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)

Friday, September 25, 2009

"You can't trust water:  even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
W.C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

"It's better.  For once, most of the fluid is almost out.  But it's still stiff."
Eduardo Najera (1976 - present)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

"There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy."
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun."
Woody Allen  (1935-present)

Monday, September 21, 2009

"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
W.C. Fields (1880 - 1946)