"If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something.  A lot of people don't even shoot."

Confucius (551 BCE - 479 BCE)

"Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead."

Jon Carroll (1957-present)

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."

 Thomas S. Szasz (1920-present)

"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." 

Truman Capote (1924-1984)

"You risk tears if you let yourself be tamed."

Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West (1893-1980)

"The right man is the one who seizes the moment."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)