"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."

W.C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support.  Strength needs it far more."

Anne Sophie Swetchine ( 1782 - 1857)

"The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because...these pointless globes are as near the human form can come to abstract art."

Kenneth Tynan (1927-1980)

"Of course I have played outdoor games.  I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris."

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"How do I work?  I grope."

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Desire is half of life; indifference is half of death."

Hahlil Gibran (1883-1931)

"He had that nameless charm, with a strong magnetism, which can only be called, "It"."

Elinor Glyn (1864-1943)

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"I picked up jockstraps, I did laundry...I did it all."

Eric Mangini (1971-present)

"There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man."

Sean Connery (1930-present)