"To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware."

David Byrne (1952-present)

"Dirt makes a man look masculine.  Let your hair blow in the wind, and all that.  It's OK."

Hedy Lamarr (1914-2000)

"As far as I am concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue."

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because...these pointless globes are as near the human form can come to abstract art."

Kenneth Tynan (1927-1980)

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

Herm Albright (1876-1944)

"The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up."

Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

"I admire guys who can commit to a tattoo."

Chuck Palahniuk (1962-present)

"When in doubt, wear red."

Bill Blass (1922-2002)

"A person wrapped up in himself makes a small package."

Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878-1969)